Got this from a friend and thought it was rather good.

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I'm retired now. Retired working people frequently ask retired people how to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about five minutes and when I came out, there was a Cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him: "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi."

He glared at me and wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

I called him a "Doughnut-eating Gestapo Agent."

He finished the second ticket placing it on the windshield with the first ticket. Then he wrote out a third ticket and this went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on a bus. He was putting the tickets on a car that had a bumper-sticker that said: "hillery in 08."

**I try to have a little fun each day now that i'm retired and feel that is important to retaining my good health.**

Heh heh, I love it. ;-D

Good one Ringo. Gave me a laugh!!!!:hyper:

I do believe that dear old Milton Berle used this one... and either way it's still funny. Thank you for the laughs.

What a hoot! You had me going there for a minute!

I liked the part about gigging Hillary:hyper: !
Cheers - Jay:beer:

Glad you all got a laugh from it. I posted this on another site which has mostly "other-than-Americans" on it and most of them with few exceptions, did not "get it" either. As Lucy said: "I had to splain it."

Like you Jay, I ESPECIALLY liked the part about gigging hillery. ;-D

Reminds me of the story of a bus driver taking an excusion of pensioners out for a trip.

During the day these two old dears kept handing him handfuls of peanuts.

After a while he said they should keeping them for themselves rather than giving to him to eat.

They told him "We dont like peanuts" "Why did you buy them" said the bus driver






Oh we just like sucking the chocolate off them!!!!

Ha ha ha, and yuk. I would need to have a bottle of Listerine handy.

That's just nasteeeee!:uhoh:

The THINGS we find posted here??!!!! Tsk, tsk!
Cheers - Jay:beer:

The THINGS we find posted here??!!!! Tsk, tsk!
Cheers - Jay:beer:

And here I thought that this was a respectable website....

Shocking simply shocking!!!:stunned: