John Wayne Picture Game #158

[dukefan1]

Hello Gang!


Don't forget to vote on the last game. It's easy, just click on this link, http://www.dukewayne.com/showthread.php?t=4294 ,and chose a winner. Then, come back and vote!


The winner of game #156 is...


dukefan1 I guess I'm on a funny roll! Thanks for the votes.


Now. on to the next game. Take a look at the picture below and post a funny comment. Have fun with it!

Mark

[ethanedwards]

You need a toupee, like mine, I can see the join in yours

[arthurarnell]

Hi

Waiter: Let me get this straight you want me to swap the hotel for a picturecard of Lassie.

Duke: Don't listen to him, I'll give you two of Lassie and one of Tom and Jerry.


Regards

Arthur

[brick]

Waiter, here's 20 bucks for you to get the Duke his favorite Chili Bill's Chili and be discreet we don't want to start a stampede.

[Ethan]

Pilgrim:Here's that money I owe you Gastone, I sold this guys horse, now I need out of town and I mean NOW.
Duke: That schmuck thinks that was my horse, he'll be sorry to find out that was his own nag that pulls his delivery cart!!!

[Tbone]

Guy in the middle: "Look at this! I just got John Wayne's autograph!"
Guy with menu: "I'll give you $10 and a free dinner for it."
Duke: "Fans, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

[Jay J. Foraker]

Duke: "Don't look now, but that dame that you're discussing behind you is a GUY!"

[chester7777]

Duke: Don't believe him - there's no way that little plastic card can be the same as money. I've never heard of such a thing!

[Colorado Bob]

Man with Menu: "Check it out Al, I got the new John Wayne Trading Card!"

Duke: "I thought those weren't coming out yet!"

[dukefan1]

Man with Hotel book: Here, give this credit card back to your friend. He gave me his sister's card by mistake.

Man in the middle: No, you got that wrong, HE is Marion.

Man with Hotel Book: Ok, Pal. And my name's Telulah.

Duke: Make front of my name again, buster, and Telulah will be singing Soprano!