John Wayne Picture Game #35

[dukefan1]

Hello Gang!

Thanks for the laughs, I sure enjoy reading these lines :D

While all were funny, one was voted best.

The winner of game #33 is....... SXViper

Kudos, SXViper! Keep them coming!

Now, onto the next one. Post a funny quote to this picture.

Mark

[mark 1bigfan]

Old man
I, laddie,your wishin i would tell ya whats in me pipe ehy.
John ,
Well lets just say that the thought crossed my mind, a time or two
Old man
Ya thought ya could get me drunk ehy,
John,
I was a hoping

[Tbone]

Old Sailor: "Now this can't compare to a good Irish porter, but for an American beer - 'tisn't bad."

Duke: "Yeah, those Irish black beers are the best aren't they pilgrim?!"

[CHANCE]

old sailor: "An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their beer. Repulsed, the Englishman sends his back. The Scotsman gently flicks the fly out of his mug and begins drinking. The Irishman, carefully lifts the fly up by its wings and screams, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

[dukefan1]

Old Sailor - "So, my wife said "You give up that beer, or I'm leaving.' So, the decision was clear. I sure am gonna miss her "

Duke "I'll drink to that!"


Mark