John Wayne Picture Game #170

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    Who's quote was the funniest for game #169? 6

    1. arthurarnell (0) 0%
    2. Tbone (0) 0%
    3. ShortGrub (0) 0%
    4. Duke Wayne (2) 33%
    5. brick (0) 0%
    6. Jay J. Foraker (0) 0%
    7. dukefan1 (4) 67%

    Hello Gang!



    Don't forget to vote on the last game. It's easy, just click on this link, http://www.dukewayne.com/showthread.php?t=4384 ,and chose a winner. Then, come back and vote!



    The winner of game #168 is...


    Tbone :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: Thanks for all the laughs!



    Now. on to the next game. Take a look at the picture below and post a funny comment. Have fun with it!


    Mark


    "I couldn't go to sleep at night if the director didn't call 'cut'. "

    Is that a Dear John Letter?

    Mister you better find yourself another line of work, cause this one sure DON"T fit your PISTOL!

    Guy with Cigar: "I keep tellin' ya Duke, it's 'I' before 'E' except after 'C'. Aren't you ever gonna learn to spell?"

    Duke: "Well at least I can spell 'Mississippi'!"

    Guy with Cigar: "Yeah but don't start singing that song again that tells you how to spell it."

    Duke: "M - I - S, S - I - S, S - I - P - P - I, it used to be so hard to spell, it used to make me cry..."

    Tbone



    "I have tried to live my life so that my family would love me and my friends respect me. The others can do whatever the hell they please."

    [FONT=&quot]Guy with Cigar:[/FONT][FONT=&quot] "It’s going to be a cracking movie, I'm thinking of calling it "The Conqueror," and I want you in the lead role".


    Duke: "The dialogue seems a little bizarre, are you sure it’s going to be a good movie"?


    Guy with Cigar: "Certainly, people will still be talking about it in 50 years time".


    :agent:[/FONT]

    Regards
    Robbie

    Guy with cigar: I don't care how drunk you were last night, that there license says were married. Now, cook me some breakfast.


    Duke: But...but....you're not...


    Guy with cigar: I'm not what? Pretty enough for you?


    Duke: A woman. You're not a woman.


    Guy with cigar: Yes, but I am Spanish. So I fit right in with your other wives. Gimme kiss, big guy!


    Duke: That'll be the day.

    "I couldn't go to sleep at night if the director didn't call 'cut'. "